Dawson Gang Oath

I, insert your name here, do solemnly swear to pay no heed to written or broadcast weather forecasts.  To fearlessly and to adamantly deny the possibility or actuality of rain, sleet, snow, hail or other acts of non-sunniness.  I will abide by the Dawson Gang creed to see only curvy roads and sunny skies over my handlebars and to hold close to my heart the ancient Dawson Gang Motto:

Today just may be the sunniest day of my life!!